" Kid in 5th grade asked what flavor safety arefor , while trying to asphyxiate his laughter . Teacherresponded with " apply your bestjudgment . "
– spareanyexchange
Flavored condoms come in a range of flavors , from hemangioma simplex to chocolate . It helps cover the normal latex paint smell and penchant during unwritten sex , and protect you against STI ’s .
Kid : " Why do people bounce up and down when they have sex ? "
instructor ( very casually ): " I do n’t know , I guess they just guess it feel better that fashion . "
– SteevIrwin
The jounce up and down is usually the act of intimate insight . well done using a prophylactic , of course .
" Can I get fraught from a dog?"- popular blonde girl , 9th grade
– moshishi
Nope ! You ca n’t get pregnant from any type of animal ( other than human ) . alternatively , you might be leave with an contagion . Women are only able to conceptualise from virile sperm . That ’s it .
girlfriend : " Can you get significant from throw anal ?
instructor : " Um … See me after family . "
– DatWhiteGuy
Couples of all kinds often engage in anal gender , but it ’s physically impossible for a woman to get pregnant via anal sexual practice . This is because cleaning woman get meaning when a male sperm fertilizes a female ’s egg , which happens when a valet ejaculate spermatozoon into a woman ’s vagina .
Guyin seventh gradation loudly excoriate wear out a condom , pronounce he had a better method . He ’d put lemon juice on his penis just before sex , and even though it was a dreadful sting ( for both of them ) , it kill the sperm and think he could go crude trouble free .
The next class he drop to take care of his newborn kid .
– legendof_chris
Surprisingly , lemon juice has been a form of contraceptive method for many years . It may have some spermicidal result , but it will also hurt like Inferno and hard disrupt the vaginal flora . You ’re fundamentally place acid on your genitals . Do n’t do it !
The adept one I ever heard was : " If I cloned myself , and then had intercourse with my clone , would that be believe sex or masturbation ? "
Could n’t stop laughing at that one .
– THE_BANQUET_BEER
It ’d be sex , but extremely odd . You would essentially be having sexual practice with your identical twin .
Those hapless sex didactics teachers .
