This past Saturday , intrepid souls flocked to the roof of Gizmodo HQ with a singular mission in mind : to eat , salute , jape , and fire tremendous stream of weewee at one another at close range . It was a total fire .

For many of us , it was credibly the first time we ’d turn tail around fritter water guns since we were kids — and we felt like we were again ! I ’ve never learn so many grown , respectable hoi polloi grin like shaver and dripping piss from every in . I was spray in the crotch repeatedly , nailed by crossfire from theHydro Cannonand theTornado Strike . But that ’s all right ! It was all in the name of safe , unobjectionable fun . I was also shockingly lift up .

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Many prominent , swampy thanks to Nerf for the Super Soakers and Heinz for their deliciously convenient tomato ketchup dippers — and of course , everyone who came by . We roll in the hay shooting you in the face .

Photos byNoah Henry Watson Fowler

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