“ We never should have gotten them those phones ! ” a desperate mother cry after her sons run away because of a dastardly app . Ah , CSI : Cyber . After last hebdomad ’s bilious Black Lives Matterepisode , this diddley train is back to its regular “ Did an Old Man Write This After watch Dateline ? ” stain of frill .
This hebdomad , the gang front for two brothers who disappear after downloading an app that leads them on a gem hunt for “ Red beldam , ” a Slenderman rip - off . A sweaty - faced pedo made the app to convince kids to amount to his Rape Cabin . Nelson and Raven download the app and have some flirty expository dialog about how it ’s a television camera filter ( “ like Instagram ! ” Raven says ) .
Once they have the app , the squad just follows in the kid ’ footsteps until they catch up . It ’s a straightforward and boring chase , enlivened only by side dramatic event that once again emphasizes that Avery is a terrible party boss . frightful .
Avery tells DB she know Nelson and Raven — two former hack who are expressly not allowed to socialize outside of work , both only out of prison house as part of deal struck to hunt other cyber-terrorist — are an item . “ Two black hats see ? Does n’t that despoil the deal they had with the FBI ? ” DB demand , moderately . Avery says that these two former criminal doing sex is fine because “ everyone deserves to get laid . ”
Uh . Hmm . While that is a thrill attitude to have in worldwide re : fucking , as the direct supervisor of two late release outlaw explicitly interdict from interact socially , miss this seems like it might be a fireable offense . Also , Avery and DB 45894396858943289032850983190583290 % are gon na pearl , which is probably against the rules too , not like Avery cares .
Avery ’s costless love approach to office dynamic is not her big boss failure tonight . After she watches Mundo dumbfound the living shit out of the sweaty pedo , she give him a lite , unofficial respite . “ This is n’t you ! ” she order , even though Mundo has used unnecessary violence in almost every episode , and he is a scarce - controlled rage compositor’s case whose excuse for extrajudicial violence is being sad about his macabre dad .
Mundo should be kindle . Nelson should be fired . Raven should be fired . Avery should be fired a lot .
The CSI : Cyber writers should be fired .
Also in this instalment : Krumitz chasten a pizza delivery someone for not allowing him to add more than eight toppings to his ‘ za , because this show is really going for it in its Portrait of a Neckbeard as a Young Diabetes .
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