How does it sense , Darth ? From Ruler of the know Universe to kiddie flashlight . How far you have fallen after 30 geezerhood of over - marketing . How do you work ? A nestling squeezes you , your head pop an you Christ Within up . Seriously ? Do you wish that , Darth ? When the kids squeeze you ?
Oh how the mighty have fallen . Geeks , it ’s up to us . We need to bite this Star Wars toy stuff in the bud ASAP , lest our children and fry ’s minor think Darth Vader is nothing more than a flashlight , rubble buster or some other mundane merchandising scheme . Unfortunately , this one is already sold out . [ ubergizmo ]
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