Chinese inventor builds spherical “Noah’s Ark,” tests itJackassstyle

With the world ending in a few months , expect to see do - it - yourself survivalists soon lug theirhomemade survival arks / pods / tether - run along armoire fit with fourteen bags of Bugles out of their garage / barns / He - Man Woman Haters Clubhouses .

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But Formosan discoverer Yang Zongfu is ahead of the bend with his shining jaundiced “ Noah ’s Ark , ” a 13 - foot - diameter Lucille Ball that — concord to its creator — boasts way for three people , a twelvemonth ’s worth of food and water , three weeks worth of O when sealed , and 75 airbags to make Armageddon the smoothest of drive . ( Basically , it can survive any end - of - the - humanity scenario , save a runaway dim hole and perchance the Fenris wolf ’s digestive tract . )

To essay his gyroscopic savior sphere — which took two years and $ 1.5 million yuan ( roughly $ 236,000 ) — the inventor claims he slammed it with motor vehicles at speeds of 60 naut mi per 60 minutes ( the would - be wasteland warrior inside barely noticed , he says ) .

But to truly march the might of his banana - color in natural selection ball , Yang board Noah ’s Ark and launch himself down a 164 - groundwork incline , like an American Gladiators sequence go series - endingly amiss . He emerge triumphant and unscathed , his mouth bloody from a “ seat belt undercut . ”

Kudos on him for not turn into human gazpacho , but colour me truly impressed when he finally figures out how to stuff walruses , pee buffalos , and manatees on this rig , two - by - two .

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