Get excited , America ! Because as of this fall , you ’ll be capable to consume meretricious , water - down pigwash out of a corner . The future of beer consumption is now !
The $ 20 , 1.5 - gal boxes of beer are designed for the paradoxical beer imbiber who prefer their beer to come from the water faucet but also do n’t care if say beer is really good . They ’re presently test boxes of Miller Lite and Coors Lite in a few cities and will exposit it to nationally this football game season if all goes well .
And for those of you too lazy to do the math , 1.5 gallons is equal to 16 bottles . So you ’ll be pay $ 1.25 per bottle for your dogshit beer , which is more expensive than buying a 12 - ingroup of bottle .
But hell , boxes classed wine up , so why not beer too ? Boxes are just so polished . [ WSJviaGawker;Pic ]
http://gawker.com/5325538/at-least-you-have-beer-in-a-box
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