12 Movies That Deserve To Have Way More of a Cult Following

There are some moving picture that areso cracking , they become must - watch classic . But the most unerasable cult movies are like a shadow canon , which become just as all important . Except sometimes some incredibly deserving furore movies never quite get their due . Here are 12 movies that deserve to be furore classics .

1) The Hercules films starring Lou Ferrigno

Hercules is one of the all - metre great public domain torpedo , so it ’s not surprising that he come along twice on this leaning . But it ’s an absolute takeoff that masses do n’t always GIF and quote the Hercules films that Lou Ferrigno star in right after he played the Incredible Hulk . In the first picture show , he fight back automaton centaurs that shoot laser arrows . And mecha - bee . And he travels to other planets by lassooing a rock and throwing it into place . In the second movie , though , he kills a sasquatch so hard , it twist into a lightning bolt . And he grows to elephantine size of it and pushes the Earth and the Moon apart with his unornamented bridge player , while Zeus cheers him on . See that amazing import above .

2) Drive Angry

The Wicker Man remake tends to slip all of the “ bonkers Nic Cage ” resplendence , thanks to the “ bees ” ancestry and some other great instant . But Drive Angry deserves a whole other launching in the pantheon . You ’ve probably seen the famous “ Nic Cage has sex while chugging Jack Daniels and blast random assassins”scene , because that was all over the internet . But the whole picture is like that , leading up to a pretty thunderous finish , where Nic Cage makes good on the various threats he ’s made throughout the pic towards the diabolical cult that corrupted his daughter . ( John Milton Cage Jr. has come back from Hell to get retaliation , and it turns out that Satan does n’t really like Satanists very much . ) Plus you have to do it a moving picture whose statute title is so gleefully syntax - innocent — you have to enquire if they were stress to cash in in on the winner of Cage ’s Bangkok Dangerous .

3) Roller Blade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dydXruiBgM

Everybody always goes on about Hell come to Frogtown — but what about Donald G. Jackson ’s other great post - apocalyptic epic ? In Roller Blade , the marred landscape painting is rule by roller - skating nuns with switchblades ( hence “ roller blade ” ) and their Mother Superior uses a glowing smiley face to cure their wounds . This process involves the nun getting into a live tub while the nun view , and the smiley face gets bigger and glowier . But the world is also overrun with punks , berserk , and the followers of Dr. Sattacroy , who is basically an malign mitt tool . Dr. Sattacroy wants the source of the nuns ’ power , and he ’ll do almost anything to get it — even anticipate Walkman battery to a young skater whose Walkman is out of juice . This movie is full of agate line , like “ Thou must either skatest or diest . ” It is perfectly the good film I ever buy on VHS for $ 1 back in the day .

4) Nine Deaths of the Ninja

This one is not , strictly address , a scientific discipline fabrication or phantasy pic — but it does include a billion image of the “ spy natural process - adventure ” genre , so I ’m just cabbage in there . Ninja sensation Sho Kosugi ( and half his family line ) co - star in this campy James Bond spoof . essentially , a motorcoach load of tourist ( including a impose U.S. Congressman ) gets kidnapped in the Philippines , by a team of evil lesbian ranger led by the vicious Colonel Honey Hump . ( The scene in which Colonel Honey Hump introduces herself to her captives is kind of unconvincing . ) But Colonel Honey Hump is actually working for the sunny Islamic terrorist Alby the Cruel , who looks a bit like Prince circa Under the Cherry Moon — if Prince was playing an Islamic Dr. Strangelove with a pet scamp . ( Seriously , Alby the Cruel is doing some variety of unearthly Dr. Strangelove riff , including a fake German accent mark , but he has a pet scamp on his shoulder . ) This movie should be escort by everybody at least three time .

5) Beastmaster II: Through the Portal of Time

You might argue that Beastmaster II has something of a cult surveil . But no cult following could ever be enough for this film , in which the hoagie of the sword - and - sorcery series ( play by V ’s Marc Singer!)goes through a time portal to present - day Los Angeles and has to larn how to say the word “ asshole . ”Seriously , this movie deserves ALL the cult status .

6) Omega Code II: Megiddo

There are heaps and loads of amazing post - Rapture motion picture , ever since Kirk Cameron ’s Left Behind became a immense hit smash . There are movies about the dystopian time to come where the United Nations force people to get bar codes and get gay marry . There are plenty of film where Satan takes over the world . But in this one , a man with the unlikely name of Stone Alexander has just become the President of the European Union , and strain to utilise this position to create one human beings government — but nobody realizes that Stone Alexander is possessed by Satan . Stone ’s sidekick David , though , is the Vice President of the United States ( and he ’s play by Terminator ’s Michael Biehn ) , and after Stone use his demonic powers to give the U.S. President a nub attack , David becomes President . Yes , the President of the U.S. and the President of Europe are brothers — one good , one evil . It ’s up to the Mexicans and the Chinese to tread in and fight Satan , in a ginormous struggle scene during which Stone Alexander ’s head rip undecided to break his true form . Oh , and Udo Kier plays a demon in this — you’ll observe Udo Kier playing an MVP persona in a few of the films on this list .

7) Bloodrayne

I ’m fighting for this one , because Uwe Boll ’s moving picture all tend to get lumped together into one ball of awful . And it ’s not dead on target — the first Bloodrayne picture show is in a class by itself . ( The two Bloodrayne sequels are bad and boring , though . ) In Bloodrayne , Meat Loaf basically wager the Marquis de Sade and hosts a bloody S&M drunken revelry midway through the film . Also in this film : Michelle Rodriguez , Michael Madsen and Matt Davis ( from Vampire Diaries ! ) as three lamia hunter — the scene where Rodriguez steel - fights Rayne while spouting unbelievably stilted duologue is just awing . ( And Davis gets a pretty bonkers prison house sex scene . ) And Ben Kingsley , play the primary villain , is clearly trying to contend with Jeremy Irons ’ carrying out in Dungeons & Dragons . This movie was almost theatrically released — our local field was advertising it , only to yank it two mean solar day before opening — and it ’s plausibly the handsome budget Boll ever had . ( And Udo Kier plays a Regal Monk , who dispenses lots of exposition . )

8) Spermula

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b02Z98hXTi4

Do you need any more selective information besides this film ’s title ? Really ? Okay , here goes . In Spermula , a group of foreigner number down to Earth to harvest men ’s sperm . What correct this movie apart from your typical “ aliens come in to Earth to reap valet de chambre ’s sperm ” film is that this one is bizarrely esthetic — including a scene where they ask over a red - attired Catholic non-Christian priest to dinner and use their psychical powers to beam images of defenseless ladies into his mentality . Also , the English dub of this film contains the following dialogue , when one of the alien ladies chastises another : “ We move all the way to Bloomingdales for those sheets . I can show you the bill ! Now get a hold of yourself , darling , or I ’m telling Big Mother . You ’re getting involved with these Earthlings . You ’re turning our pragmatical ideology into conservative revisionism . Stifle your human lust ! ” Oh , and whenever the unknown harvest a man ’s sperm , he becomes impotent for life afterwards . Udo Kier plays the only one of the outlander who ’s strike on the form of a valet de chambre , and he wanders around glowering at the other aliens . ( monition : telecasting is very NSFW ! )

9) Eliminators

This film convey a bit more pic late , when itinspired the spoof Manborg . But still , this movie about a cyborg “ Mandroid ” on the streak from the evil scientists who created him merit a much , much higher visibility . The “ Mandroid ” flees from the science laboratory where he was created , by removing his legs and turning himself into a army tank , and then team up up with a roboticist ( Denise Crosby , right before Star Trek : TNG ) and a ninja , to fight the unsound guys . There is a long sequence where Crosby tricks a boathouse full of tour guides into beating each other up for the “ honor ” of head her up the river , causing a bastardly lesbian sauceboat captain to swear vengeance against Crosby . Every clock time you think this movie ca n’t get kooky … it does . ( And until just now , I thought this movie had never been released on DVD . But turns out it ’s useable as part ofa four - film inner circle that retails for around $ 6 . Woo hoo ! Guess what I just ordered ? )

10) The Isle of Lesbos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvZBxmlYwnE

This movie is unimaginable to find now , in any format . But it made a huge impact on the LGBT festival circuit in the previous 1990s . essentially , a charwoman in “ Bumfuck Arkansas ” is about to be forced to marry a man against her will , so she inject herself — and regain herself in an alternating universe harness by Lesbian . Cue musical bit about “ la - la - la - la - lesbians . ” ( Oh , did we not mention it ’s a musical ? ) The picture ’s trailer , embedded above , proudly predicate this moving picture is vouch to transgress absolutely everybody — and give enough of a flavor that you’re able to pass judgment for yourself .

11) The Legend of Hercules (2014)

This is another one that does n’t have the fad status it deserves — strictly because it ’s too recent . But the Renny Harlin - guide flick in which Hercules becomes a gladiator hold in some of the most incredible acting we ’ve ever seen on the boastful screen . Plus a LOT of gratuitous beefcake , and a huge succession where Kellan Lutz get around a brand made of lightning .

12) The Erotic Ghost Story movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwuYUmPnwDQ

Shortly after the Tsui Hark - produced Chinese Ghost Story became a vast sensation , someone else put out Erotic Ghost Story , the story of three distaff demons who become human and make a youthful scholar — but he ’s acquire a secret of his own . I commend the first Erotic Ghost Story being somewhat tame , but the sequels get wilder and wild — Erotic Ghost Story III , embedded above , is a heady mixture of wuxia fights , bizarre double entendres about wooden fish , brainsick terpsichore number , and mystical orgies . Oh , and long explanations about how someone require to sacrifice her virginity to protect the untried hero from yang poisoning . ( Warning : television is very NSFW ! )

Baker’s Dozen: The Last Airbender

Now that M. Night Shyamalan has made a decent movie again , it ’s clock time to revisit his uncollectible disaster . Which is not just an awful spoof and an insult to a cracking TV show — it ’s also the image of “ so bad it ’s good . ” This movie should be at the top of everybody ’s “ midnight moving picture ” list , for reasons I detail here .

But we ’re just scratching the surface here . What ’s your favorite pic that deserves to have way more of a cult position ?

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