If there is other sprightliness in the cosmos , it could have evolve look like almost anything . And yet , as our motion picture and boob tube shows have proven , a disproportionate amount of them end up look like cocks and balls . Here are a dozen supernumerary - priapic terrestrials scientific discipline fabrication has throw off trou and reveal to us .
1 ) Xenomorphs , Alien
permit ’s take off with the most famous phallus in science fiction , shall we ? H.R. Giger is known for the recurring phallic and vaginal mental imagery in his workplace , and the Xenomorph is no exclusion . From the long , ridged , phallic skull to the smaller , unbending phallus in its mouth with the tiny fanged mouth at the tip , to the spindle covering its body , the animate being is basically made entirely of dicks , and all the dicks require to kill you . receive sexual activity with H.R. Giger must have been a very interesting experience .
2 ) Bith , Star Wars
Best known as the Cantina lot from Star war : A New Hope , the Bith managed the feat of simultaneously looking like member and nut . Their large , bulbous , soma - colored heads prompt one unmistakably of the glans ( the tip ) , include a pocket-sized ridgepole down the mediate reminiscent of the meatus ( i.e. , “ peehole ” ) . you may regard their black turtlenecks a kind of stylish prepuce , if you want !
3 ) Knifehead , Pacific Rim
Admittedly a more insidious resemblance than most of the creatures on this list , it takes a minute to see the Jaegar enemy codenamed Knifehead as a colossus , bipedal shaft and ball , but it ’s there . The lengthy , bulbous dresser is the testicles , and the drawn-out , priapic head that uprise from it — gallant and vertical — is the penis , even if it does come to a sharp percentage point at the end . But if you prefer your genitalia alien to be more obvious …
4 ) The Ghota , Alien Trespass
Since 2009 ’s Alien Trespass is a loving spoof of type B - level science fiction movies from the 1950s , it ’s believably safe to assume the filmmakers knew what they were doing when they designed their trespassing alien to be a one - eyed behemoth named the Ghota . A marvellous , phallic , purple , one - eyed teras … embrace in vena . But whether they meant for the Ghota to wait like a member or not , holy shit did it seem like a penis .
5 ) Coneheads , Saturday Night Live
When compare to most of the foreigner on this list , the Coneheads do n’t look as much like male genitalia as they do like … well , people with fleshy , excrescence on the top of their skull . But really , the fact that they looked kind of phallic was half of the resort SNL characters ’ joke . The NBC censor of the seventies surely would n’t provide them to reckon any more like dicks , but the SNL cast was able to show the unknown touching their cones together to have sex , which is kind of a wind - off ( no wordplay intended ) .
6 ) Alpha Centauri , Doctor Who
The Doctor has encountered unnumberable outlander over his lengthy career as a Time Lord , and many of them ( as you ’ll see ) tolerate a certain resemblance to penises . But none of them matched the glans - y grandeur of the Alpha Centauri alien , whose enough , flesh - y , bulbous head could only have looked more like a penis if it ejaculated snowy goo from a incision on top . The fact that the alien wear a cloak of the same flesh color of its head , and the fold of the fabric bet exactly like vein and ridge — oh , and the head also had clear veins scarper through it — the Alpha look like a giant peter from top to bottom . If H.R. Giger had ever visualise the Alpha Centauri , he would have thrown away his art supplies , knowing he could never project an foreigner as phallus - y as this one .
7 ) Sand Worms , Dune
Like any worm , the sandworms of Arrakis are long tubes of build . What makes the sandworms so phallic is their tan Caucasoid anatomy people of colour , the slit - similar back talk posture direct at the apex of the worm , and the fact they look to be ribbed for her pleasance . The Fremen of the works call the sandworms the “ old man of the desert ” and believe they are the direct representation of their god , so you do n’t have to be Sigmund Freud to understand what ’s going on here .
- Ballchinians , Men In bootleg
Does what it state on the tin , family line .
9 ) Vervoids , Doctor Who
If you wanted to think of these by artificial means make plant life alien from the planet Mogar as essentially accept heads that were giant vaginas with enormous clitoris in the middle , I wo n’t envy it of you . I , however , prefer to recollect of them as penises snuggle snugly inside giant vagina - like collars . Then I ’d prefer to stop thinking about them entirely .
10 ) The Alien from Atomic Submarine
The supererogatory - terrene invader of this low - budget 1959 scifi flick is a marvelous , limbless , one - eyed monster . Given that this is an former — almost quaint at this point — euphemism for a member , I have no doubt the filmmakers thought they were being really clever and saucy when they put the animal , nicknamed the Cyclops in the film , at the controls of the atomic - hoagie - menacing U.F.O. Little did they have sex how rapidly their member - alien would be trump , get out it forget , unimpressive , and probably limp .
11 ) Erato , Doctor Who
An alien ambassador imprisoned by other outlander because of some uncanny trade issues — you’re able to wait it up if you want — the Erato is actually a large , sarcoid blob , and when I say fleshy I mean it look a giant pile of wrinkly tegument . It can , however , expand piece of itself , and that ’s the compass point where holy hell affair initiate getting penis - y. Look at the above moving picture and just try not see it as Tom Baker getting menaced by a giant dick . Erato was the titular creature in the series title “ The Creature in the Pit , ” where the evil alien lady who imprisoned it kept throwing it mass to eat , but the Erato did n’t want to , but it finish up crushing them to death anyway . That seems very indicative of something .
12 ) E.T.
I have discussed this before , but it carry repeating : E.T. , the alien mavin of the beloved Steven Spielberg movie is a sentient nutsack who spends all his time trying to befriend an underage boy . E.T. is a shaved , hairless , giant nut creature with little arms and legs , whose capitulum extends — erects , really — whenever he gets excited , frequently around that same young son . E.T IS BALLS , PEOPLE , AND HE want YOUR CHILDREN . OPEN YOUR EYES .
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